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99 Problems


Jay-Z: 99 Problems (Parody)


If you're in a situation that's kinda rough

and your bag is filling up, I know it's tough

Don't you worry, friend, there's a brand new game

Horizon Ostomy got your back, they'll ease the pain


I got 99 problems, but a leak ain't one

Horizon Ostomy, they're my number one

No matter what life throws, they got me covered

With their stylish wraps, my confidence recovered


I used to stress 'bout what to wear on a date

But thanks to Horizon Ostomy, I feel great

Their wraps are so trendy, they're the latest craze

From dinosaur prints to funky shades, they'll amaze


I got 99 problems, but a leak ain't one

Horizon Ostomy, they're my number one

No matter what life throws, they got me covered

With their stylish wraps, my confidence recovered


I strut around town with my ostomy wrap on

With Horizon Ostomy, you can't go wrong

No more hiding in shame, I'm out to have fun

With these awesome wraps, I'm second to none


I got 99 problems, but a leak ain't one

Horizon Ostomy, they're my number one

No matter what life throws, they got me covered

With their stylish wraps, my confidence recovered


So if you're rocking a plain old bag

Horizon Ostomy will save the day

With their wraps so cool, you'll rock every scene

No more worrying, 'cause you'll be living the dream!


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