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04: Poop Jokes





The person who originally said,

“Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never had diarrhea.


Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

No? So you’re the one!


Have you seen the movie Diarrhea?

It leaked, so they had to release it early.


Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.


My love for you is like diarrhea.

I can’t hold it in.


Why did the man bring toilet paper to the party?

He’s a party pooper.


Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks.


How do you say “fart” in German?

Farfrompoopin.


Why did Sam tell me to stop telling poop jokes?

She said they stink.


Her: “That’s disgusting!”

Me: “Sorry, sometimes I like to poop with the door open.”

Her: “You shouldn’t be pooping in the car at all.”


What’s a surfer’s second greatest fear?

A shart attack.


Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack.


Why doesn’t Chuck Norris ever flush the toilet?

He scares the poop out of it.


What did Spock find in the Enterprise toilet?

The Captain’s Log.


Two bats are hanging upside down together.

Bat A: “What was the worst day of your life?” Bat B: “The day I had diarrhea.”


Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your genes.


You never really appreciate what you’ve got until it’s gone.

Toilet paper is a good example.


If pooping is the call of nature…

Is farting like a missed call?


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